Friend

Someone who will hold your hair up as you throw up in a Fast Food restaurants bathroom

Thanks for you help, your a great friend

by EatTheBones October 22, 2020

Throw your friends day!

On March 10th you can throw your friends any time! Its international throw your friends day! Have fun!

Eg. Ethan: Hey bro!
Mark: What?
Ethan; It's International throw your friends day!

Mark: Oh no...
Ethan: *throws Mark*

by GuyWhoHitsTheirFaceOnTheFloor February 5, 2021

Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day

Kick your best guy friend day is every Sunday and Tuesday. This means that if you see your best guy friend, you get to kick him!

Person 1: It’s Tuesday!!!
Guy Friend: Oh no.
Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day
*Kick*

by MetalOrPlasticSpoon November 20, 2023

national best friend day

november 23th

for example:
you: can we hang out today?
best friend: no, sorry
you: its national best friend day
best friend: okay sure

by Pogboy_55 October 16, 2021

adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.

dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma June 26, 2013

Fake Friend

A person who will use your trust after gaining it.
A person who you care about but they'll never show it back.
A person who puts on a fake act when around you.
A person who talks shit about you behind your back.

That fake friend used me to get closer to him!

by RoseWithThornes July 31, 2019

A Friend In My Maretime

A person you don't know that well but still call your friend.

i talked to a person yesterday, and now he is A Friend In My Maretime

by EenBakPasta November 25, 2023