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The John Green Special

Being, in a given moment, simultaneously filled inescapable sadness and unwavering hope/joy.
The person I was deeply in love with for over a year rejected me but the letter they wrote as a rejection was the most beautiful and affirming thing anyone has ever said to me, really feeling the John Green Special right now.

Marjorie Taylor Greene

did you see the klan rally last night? i heard Marjorie taylor greene spoke there

The sky is green 

Comes from the belief that the sky turns green before a powerful tornado hits. Means a disaster is or will be inevitable and is coming soon.
"The sky is green Jake! You need to quit!"
"The skies are green, we should delay the project and spend more time working."
"The sky is green in America. Prepare for the worst and hope for the best."

Jackie's green bean salad 

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings
No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

Long Island Green Tea 

Multiple different flavors of mouthwash mixed together into an alcoholic beverage that doesn't smell like alcohol, commonly consumed by barely functioning alcoholics and incognito drunk drivers.
"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"

big and greedy 

someone who loves to eat food and stays inside all day being lazy and not doing anything with their life.
ant is big and greedy