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Cat Waster

A male who is monumentally successful in engaging in coitus with a large number of female partners. Clearly an allusion to going through pussy like people change their socks.
"Wow! Eric lost a shit ton of weight and got his ass in the gym and muscled up. That guy's a fuckin' cat wasting *machine* now!" <or> "That guy's super popular with the ladies...he's a real cat waster.."
by silentsabre June 19, 2012
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jason's cat

An annoying ass cat that gives no fucks but I still love him because he's Jason's cat.
Damn Jason's cat is back at it again because Mel is obsessed with that dumb shit
by Tkitpimsw September 3, 2016
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Cat

A large, feathered beast sporting 12 appendages from its forehead with a large leg splitting infinitely out for it to grip and climb. It has the ability to infest your dreams and thoughts with its spawn and can slowly degrade your sanity until it deems you weak enough to kill.
by Swiftlemur December 19, 2022
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Lupo the cat

An extremely fat cat belonging to an extremely fat owner.
Oi, james stop touching lupo the cat
by Dor Nob February 20, 2020
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When the cat is away the mice will play

An idiom used when people (mostly kids) mess around and sometimes abuse their leeway when someone in authority is not around. Used to describe disobedient people, like kids.
Person 1: Have you seen the kids in the classroom? Person 2: Yeah, the teacher ain't around and they're abusing their leeway. Person 1: Well that's a problem. When the cat is away the mice will play anyway.
by Anx Tuah April 28, 2025
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lump cat

your cat is underneath covers or a blanket and creates a hill in it
what's under my sheets? oh it's my lump cat!
by bandygrace March 22, 2021
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Cat

A ball or fire and fluff. A little pest ready to piss and shit all over your things. A re carnation of satan from the 3rd hell.
Guy 1: does it smell like piss?

Guy two: GOD DAMN THAT CAT. WHAT A CUNT
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