best friend

best friend or best friends are people who will bully you till the brink of crying but you already know that's your guys way of communicating they are the people who would help you hide a dead body they are the people who your mom thinks are bad influence when in reality you are the bad influence they are the people who you can fart or burp in front without shame you can say embarrassing stuff without shame

i farted in front of my best friend

by t.v woman November 20, 2023

Just friends

1. When someone you like says "we are just friends" basically friendzoning you
2. When 2 people who are obviously dating say they are just dating.

Person: Are you two dating?
Person 2+3: Uhhhh no, we are just friends (IN PERFECT UNISON).
Person: Uh ok

by I<3Chickens July 25, 2022

good friend

a good friend, is someone who likes to be with you, and who wants to talk to you. They reply to your snaps, and texts, and they even text you first.

You know you can tell them stuff without them telling it to other people without permission.

oh him, he's just a good friend

by LOL_IRL March 23, 2017

Friend

Someone who you hate with every fucking fiber in your body, but still talk to for some reason.

Mom: Is that your new friend?
Offspring: Yes.
A year later...
Offspring: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE YOU SHIT!
Friend: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A TEACHER!

by Venus A. December 14, 2020

Cork best friend

Someone who is such a good friend they plug you up when you need too, but also let you explode when it's time to have fun.

Colleen is always there for me, she's my cork best friend.

by Austin Eriksen June 24, 2017

Friend Swooped

When you're spitting game at a bar or club and about to seal the deal and their best friend comes out of nowhere crying about some bullshit and they force them both to leave to "talk" (in 99.9% of cases this only happens to guys) and now you've wasted the whole night and you're only choices are whale hunting or going home alone

Chad: Yo you f*ck that ten from the bar last night?
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone

by The walking liability March 22, 2024

Fake friends

Gay ass mfs that don’t give a fuck what you have to say. And they talk shit on you

my” fake friends“ are gay

by you’re mom is gay June 11, 2020