National ask your crush out day

September 22nd.

You:will you go out with me?
Crush:OMG yes I was gonna ask you the same thing because it’s national ask your crush out day!!

by anonymous September 11, 2020

National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.

Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao

by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020

National N and L names fuck day

A day where people who’s names start with N and L must have sex on May 15th

Luci: I’m so excited to fuck Nicole today for national N and L names fuck day
Albert: Wow I sure wish I could celebrate a day like this

by nives24645 May 14, 2021

National flirt hard with your crush day

You have to flirt with your crush for an entire day but have to be sexy and not make it to obvious but also make it obvious

National flirt hard with your crush day is the day when you give your crush nick names and cute pick up lines

by Keezzziiiii November 4, 2019

national give your girlfriend money day

you give your own girlfriend money on November 12

Hey, it’s National Give Your Girlfriend Money day!

by Bigger Huger Humongous Dick November 11, 2020

National cut off a man's penis day

Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!

Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it

by Spyd3rs April 12, 2021

national appreciate tyler vinay and carter day

On November 28 people will celebrate Tyler, vinay and carter for how much they appreciate urban dictionary.

It’s national appreciate Tyler vinay and carter day. I’ll go over to there houses and give them a hug

by Hi peps November 18, 2019