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yous(e)

Second-person plural of “you”. Equivalent but more efficient way of saying “you guys”. Analogous to Southern slang of “y’all”. Used by Italian-Americans and others in the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic states such as Maryland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and New York.
What are yous(e) doing?

Where are yous(e) going tomorrow?
by Secutor March 4, 2022
mugGet the yous(e)mug.

e-tard

When someone is being a retard over the internet.
Gamer 1: accidentally kills teammate Gamer 2
Gamer 2: YOU FUCKING E-TARD
Gamer 1:
by Nitch bass igga May 3, 2020
mugGet the e-tardmug.

a**h**e safety-net

A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.
The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
mugGet the a**h**e safety-netmug.

E road

You best know if you’re walking down edgware road you’re getting cat called by every single freshie there. It’s mostly the moroccan and albanian dons that do it
Ooo look at my wife I met her on e road.
Some fucking freshie was whistling at me while I was walking on e road
by wafflerrrr April 4, 2020
mugGet the E roadmug.

e-pint

A way of saying thank you to someone for doing you a favour on the internet as you can't meet the person and buy them a real pint!
"My software version 2.6 is crashing can anyone help"
"yes, version 2.6 has a bug, you need to upgrade to version 2.7"
"Great that works! Thanks! I'm sending you an e-pint!"
by BonusBear April 8, 2010
mugGet the e-pintmug.

E-boy

Guy that acts edgy wears black with chains and emits a gay aura
He must be an E-boy
by Quick ē Magee April 18, 2020
mugGet the E-boymug.

E-shitter

a degenerate shitter online, usually can be found in discord.
Guy 1: oml i hate these fucking black people
Guy 2: stop being an e-shitter bruh your gonna get yourself arrested
by LiquidMayFilm July 20, 2024
mugGet the E-shittermug.

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