Lampshade head birth

When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.

“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”

“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

lump your head

punch someone in the face if they dont be quiet, title of a hollywood undead song

person 1: -rambling about dumb stuff-

person 2: bro ill lump your head if u dont shut up

by dickbutt369 May 15, 2019

Free head Thursday

Every thursday males get free bjs from anyone they asked.

I can’t wait for free head Thursday.

by Daddy_jorge September 10, 2020

head full of lettuce

Having a head full of lettuce - to be extremely stoned.

"Dale, you can't smoke up before you shift!"

"It's cool, nothing makes me enjoy physical labor more than head full of lettuce."

by comeonbabylightmyfire April 9, 2013

Give Head Day

Give your boyfriend some head💁🏾 ♂️. He deserves it.

give head day is when you give head.

by xX_tntcdead _Xx August 1, 2019

red headed stepchild

A child who is obviously not your own, a child who is treated worse than other children in the family

I beat him like a red headed stepchild.

by Vindriss December 28, 2005

tor dick-head

A dick head that is unproportionally large compared to the shaft.

His dick was perfect but he had a tor dick-head so it didn't fit.

by David Gouveia February 2, 2010