white sox fan

a typically obnoxious person who claims to be a better baseball fan than all cubs fans. this person generally would rather see the cubs lose than the sox win. these people, however, have been proven to be too concerned with baseball, to the point that they have made their stadium ugly in order to not distract from the game and seem to enjoy having housing projects around their stadium rather than the great bar scene of wrigleyville. they also seem to be too concerned with baseball to advance in the working world, and often end up working under cubs fans.

white sox fan: "hey son, let's run on the field and attack a 60 year old first base coach"
son of white sox fan: "but dad, i want another beer"
white sox fan: "shut up kid, we're gonna be on TV"

white sox fan: "hey the cubs are losing"
cubs fan: "get back to work or i'll fire you"

by anchorman July 31, 2008

Red white and goo

When a Man has Sex with a Woman during her period and Cums whilst she is bleeding making red and white,Should they be wearing a blue Condom look at the definition: Captain America.

duuude,I gave that motherfucker a baddass Red white and goo.It was soo bad that she had an orgasm 15hours later.

by Chanse Gosss March 26, 2010

white girl wasted

the kind of drunk where you blackout and you make white girl esque decisions as in wake up in a stranger's bed or lose your car or destroy things and your friends have no idea what happened because they couldn't keep up with you.

We are going to get white girl wasted tonight!

by tipton91 February 28, 2011

white collared slave

A person who is a slave to corporate jobs where you must wear white collars and suites like space monkeys all of you... MONKEYS!!!

i feel like a white collared slave workin for IBM... fuck this *loads gun and shoots self

by asdf December 4, 2002

don the white hat

v. phrase. surrender; lower one's standards. Inspired by Queen Elizabeth's refusal to put on any cowboy hats, feathered headresses, ball caps etc. that are offered but can be used in regard to any clothing item (tuxedo, grad gown) , job, dinner with in-laws etc.
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The prom is this weekend. Are you gonna don the white hat?

I'm a gonna go alright but I ain't no white hat donner.

Then you might not get no punch.

I'll tell you who's gonna get no punch and it ain't gonna be you!

by gnostic1 July 14, 2011

white eye patch

When you cum in a girls eye

last night i gave a chick a white eye patch

by Jack Ellsman May 13, 2005

white man’s whore

a woman or man who is attracted to all races but are ESPECIALLY attracted to white men who look like gods and know how to dress.

*shows picture of cole sprouse* “omg he’s so beautiful. i’m such a white man’s whore

*sees fine white men off instagram and tik tok* “and that’s why i’m the white mans whore”

by jazzymcgrazzy May 18, 2019