Bag of smashed crabs

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs

im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs

by Battlephone October 6, 2009

Douche Bag Squared

Someone who is so much of a douche bag that one cannot just call him/her a "d-bag" or "douche" or just plain ole "douche bag." So you have to multiply douche bag by douche bag to truly define the individual as a super huge douche bag or just aptly put...d-bag squared. I.E.(d-bag^2)

John Frey is a douche bag squared(d-bag^2)

by ukatuka December 18, 2005

a bag full of twat

a bag full is a person who is so retarded he/she can't simply be called a twat, they have to be more agressively called a bag full of twats, or sevral twats could also be reffered to as a bag full of twats.

the chelsea team are a bag full of twats, amy whinehouse is a bag full of fucking twats

by synister gates January 18, 2009

Paper Bag Pimp

Paper bag pimp..a guy that goes around getting with ugly girls...or puts a paper bag on the girl and rides the bitch

my mate rob..he's a str8 Paper Bag Pimp..gets with all the ugly girls..like when he g0t with the girl that lookd like a man n he just goes.."ima str8 PbP so its allgood"

by James Skipper October 10, 2006

bag of beat dicks

Adj. The tired feeling of sleepiness after beating off multiplied by an entire bag of beat dicks. ; extreme tiredness

I just ran five miles, I feel like a bag of beat dicks.

by Bertdogg54 June 18, 2015

Shag 'n' Bags

When you shag someone, and never speak to them again (bag them, like bin them).

Boy 1: So you and Sarah have fun last night
Boy 2: Oh yeah, she was great!
Boy 1: You seeing her again soon?
Boy 2: Nah mate. Just that one night.
Boy 1: Oh ayee, the old Shag 'n' Bags. Nice one.

by Chantelleee. March 31, 2011

bag full of chisels

Description applied to someone - male or female - with a less than pleasing physiognomy.

Look, I'd like to fuck you but you're as ugly as a bag full of chisels.

by BrizVegas May 20, 2006