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The new Roman

The act of getting drunk, meeting a nice girl, getting to know her, fall in love with her, having regrets because you have a girlfriend, fuck her on the toilet.
I am sad, because i had the new roman with Jessica last week.
by hhlover69 August 18, 2018
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New Zealand

Where LOTR was filmed
Hey, where's New Zealand?
IDK, either in the South Pacific or somewhere in Middle Earth
by Legolas_is_a_goat_PJO1738 February 12, 2017
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New suit syndrome

A term for when person becomes overly obsessed or obsessive with
A) turning a new leaf in life
Or
B) starting a new life

All due an incarceration (jail, prison)

Very similar as a mid life crisis

Obsessive enough burn bridges, destroy/ end relationships with others. Enough to divorce or break up with lovers or partners. Possible family

Obsessive enough to sell or donate all there possessions so they can acquire new ones.

Obsessive enough to move far far far from the place he got caught possibly leaving the country

All in the name of starting over

Note it can be temporary or permanent
Man:" ken just blew me off. He says he wants a new life. Say he cant be around any of us.
Man2: hes going through the motions of new suit syndrome and is odd are right now leaving one or anything he ever had.
by Theamazinggeek March 10, 2018
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Fake News

There's a reason why Fake News and Fox News start with the same letter.
by Pialinist March 27, 2025
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New Jersey Hot Dog

When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.
Last night i gave those girls a New Jersey Hot Dog in our threesome
by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019
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New vocabulary unlocked

Usually used when someone is casted in shadow or becomes a silhouette. MEans that someone has unlocked the use of the "N-word"
*someone falls into a vat of oil
Someone: I'm all black now
Someone else: New vocabulary unlocked
by Mr.Blue sky March 7, 2022
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New England Juicer

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.
The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.
by Butterball Sully April 7, 2024
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