Being a one man cheeseburger apocalypse means you want a craving large of fast food, Burger King to be exact.
“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”
“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”
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Get the sheezy like a one deezy mug.When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.
Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.
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Get the one of your lil friends mug.A malapropism of the cliche "warm the cockles of one's heart" that simply means give one a comforting feeling of pleasure or contentment. Unlike the cliche, the malapropism suggests the heart to be something populated by cuckolds; the heart already cheats and is cheated by whatever it commits to; all the same there is pleasure or contentment in this.
Strumpets who throw bricks through our windows after we break it off with them warm the cuckolds of one's heart. It shows that they cared enough to be crazy.
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