Off-road Head

The act of receiving road head while driving off-road so as to allow the bumps in the road do the work for you.

Caution: Driving too fast while receiving off-road head can have disastrous results. 15 mph is the maximum recommended speed.

Erin said she was too tired to give Michael road head so he turned his 4x4 down an old dirt trail to get some off-road head instead.

by drawkcaB August 5, 2015

Michael Potato Head

A Michael Potato Head is a closeted, chubby, bald and self-loathing potato who allegedly has ED problems. When it comes to being a two faced, Michael takes the cake. Michael Potato Head's biggest issue, is he LACKS a true sense of self. He tends to be delusional and an angry potato most of the time, which is likely a self-defense mechanism in order to cope. Michael Potato Head and the truth mix like oil and water. Michael Potato Head is such a douche, that any girl that has ever been duped into a relationship with the dope, ends up upgrading when they meet someone else.

Marie - One of these days I'm going to have the finances to get out of this horrible relationship with Michael Potato Head...get this, he actually borrows money from his mother, who he bad mouths all the time, to pay our landlord the rent, and all because he spends our money ment for rent on his marijuana, booze, and golfing habits!

Karen - The writing is on the wall, Marie, you need to dump Michael Potato Head and upgrade. It's bad enough your sex life is horrible, you shouldn't be broke too. What did we learn today?

Marie - I need to upgrade my situation, and ASAP. You're the best, Karen. :)

by DoYouLikeApples July 16, 2010

Poo Poo Head

The hardest roast in the elementary school playground. If you are called this, the rest of your elementary school life is over. You will have no friends after this comment. Sadly you will have to ultimately transfer to another school.

Bryce: Hey I don't like the way you draw. You draw like a poo poo head
Nick: Oh no, I can't believe you would say something like that. My life is over. I'm calling my mom so I can transfer. My friends are gone. Why me?

by Sound Cloud Rapper December 19, 2018

growing a turtle head

A past due bowel movement that simply cannot be held much longer.

Sorry I gotta run, I'm growing a turtle head.

by BlastFamous July 6, 2009

Missouri Head Butt

When a man runs full-force with an erect penis into their partner's face. This act is highly dangerous and often fatal, as it requires great cunning and penile precision.

Jake: Hey, did you hear what happened to Alex? Tried to give his girlfriend Miranda a Missouri Head Butt last night. Wound up in the hospital. He might not make it.

Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!

by The Graham Cracker November 9, 2011

Big Head Larry

Noun . Being slow witted and a dullard despite having an enormous cranium. Similar to the Pumpkin Head Larry in which said dullard also has red / ginger hair

"Man Burcham cannot figure out how to use that computer and its totally idiot proof. He's totally a Big Head Larry"

by Martay DeGuyter July 17, 2012

crystal skull head

When somones head resembles that of a crystal skull which was once found in an Indiana Jones film.

Woah Danny watch where you're swinging that crystal skull head!

by dannyjegghead March 13, 2014