National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day

If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.

someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!

by Moses Day February 26, 2020

National See You Next Tuesday Day

National See You Next Tuesday Day is observed on October 20th, commonly in the floral industry. The day is celebrated by making certain to bid farewell to deserving customers with, "See You Next Tuesday Day!" even when there is no intention to follow through when next Tuesday arrives!

It is National See You Next Tuesday Day! See you next Tuesday!

by jrchi October 20, 2016

National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo

National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo is a national holiday that takes places on May 21st. This holiday came about after people got bored and too horny from only have one National Horny Day. Currently, governments from across the world are discussing if there should be a National Horny Day every month.
On National Horny Day 2, you do the same stuff as you do on a regular National Horny Day (send lewd pictures, do lewd things etc). The only difference is the name and date.

Person 1: Oh boy, I can't wait for National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo!

Person 2: No more blue balls! Jenny, get the sexy lingerie for next month!

by Herr Shrek April 14, 2021

November 28th National True words day

You say whatever’s on your mind and don’t hold anything back always speaking the truth

Jane)Hey Timmy your looking happy

Timmy)Hey Janes since it’s November 28th National True words day just wanted to say what’s on my mind let you know I want to date you and do some other things

Jane)Say less me too

by GorRhinoDaRealest November 21, 2020

June 21: National Kokichi Ouma day

National Kokichi Ouma day, the day that the supreme leader prodigy popped. Quite literally.

P1: "Ayo bro, it's June 21: National Kokichi Ouma day."
P2: "Oh. So THAT'S why I've been hearing 'Wow, Shuichi! Did you hear that? The robot's being sassy with me!' all day!"

by Kokichi. Ouma May 5, 2022

National Buy Your Girlfriend Starbucks Day

This is the day when boyfriends buy their girlfriends their favorite Starbucks drink

Friends: “Hey let’s go get smoothies!”
Boyfriend: “Sorry I can’t. I have to buy my girlfriend a Starbucks for national Buy your Girlfriend Starbucks Day”

by girlyygirl13 October 26, 2020

National Take Your Homie To Dinner Day

April 13th is the day you take your homie to dinner to any classy restaurant you want to take them. Make sure it’s $14 and over as your homie is special.

An example of National take your homie to dinner day.

You: hey homie let’s go to dinner
Your homie: say less
You and your homie go to Buffalo Wild Wings and share some Classic Hot Wings. :)

by TheHomieGpu February 18, 2020