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Get the pipi caca baby mug.A situation that happens in a single mothers life when she realizes:
1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.
2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.
3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.
4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.
5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.
6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.
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1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.
2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.
3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.
4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.
5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.
6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.
See child support
Rachel thought Tyrone was the greatest man in the world! He was nice, he had and elephant-like penis, and he spent money on her constantly. After the baby dropped, and she couldn't lose the weight, the c-section scars or stretch marks. And Tyrone lost interest and decided to set up shop in new territory.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
by Mr. Dwayne October 28, 2004
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Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules
Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules
by Who cares? October 10, 2005
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Seen in South Park.
Seen in South Park.
Judy: Britney should have used Baby-B-Gone after getting pregnant.
Billy-Sue: Yeah, those kids would have been much better off.
Pam: I used it yesterday and it flushed that sucker out in no time!
Billy-Sue: Yeah, those kids would have been much better off.
Pam: I used it yesterday and it flushed that sucker out in no time!
by Dennie Hebels May 4, 2008
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If you were born in 1980-1989, you are a 80's baby and 90's kid. If you were born in 1990-1999, you are a 90's baby and 00's kid.
by Daltzkijjn July 27, 2013
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Brad wanted to have sexual intercourse with a lady, however he was unable to preform because he suffers from Baby Dick Syndrome
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