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Not news bae

Yeah, you're not news bae so I don't give a shit when your sad.
Hym "Yeah, hey, not news bae. You got an owner or you trying to find one? Because... I can make a trip to petsmart... But I'm glad you're totally fine with people being used with their consent. Super consistent. Makes me feel better about the whole 🍆😭 Thing. But whatever. Think about it. I'll just be waiting patiently in line for my shot at the Taylor Swift booty."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2024
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Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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Brand New

A much younger girl with a guy a lot older than her
That girl is brand new, surely you should be going for someone older
by Bonjovi118 February 15, 2022
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New York Breakfast

When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.
I was running late to work so I had to get a quick New York breakfast on the way to the office.
by Hammerschlag June 20, 2021
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New

Not existing before; made, introduced, or discovered recently or now for the first time
Look at my NEW car.
by Katie smith111 February 3, 2022
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Manchester Evening News

like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal
manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal
by big fat tubby January 1, 2023
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News shiting

it's like shit posting but its a news article.
Jake: did you see that news article yesterday?
Paul: yes , it was News shiting.
by Sneaky0 April 7, 2020
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