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national clip your toe nails day

April 25 is National Clip Your Toe Nail Day. It is common practice on this day to not only clip your own toe nails, but also find someone who needs to clip their toe nails and let them know. A simple “Hey it’s National Clip Your Toe Nails Day” will suffice. However it is also encouraged to ridicule your victims lightly for having monstrous and disgusting toenails. This national holiday can be traced back to the Wamapoke tribe who originated from Americas southwest region in Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Nevada In the late 1600s. For them it was the time of year they trimmed their horses nails and as a tribute of honor to their majestic steeds they would also trim their own toe nails.
“Hey it’s national clip your toe nails day!”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”
by The Panda Lord April 20, 2020
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National Grab your mans ass day

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol
by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018
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Addie: Lets go to the movies!
Zach: Yess
addie gets all excited

Zach: Can’t go anymore byeeee
Morgan: Wow zach you really did this on national don’t ditch ur gf day
by momowrz December 6, 2019
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national rub your hubbys chubby day

On the first of every month ladies must rub or massage their husbands/boyfriends dick all throughout the day
(Woman)"Today is national rub your hubbys chubby day, i better go massage my man's dick for him"
by Chiefstix November 1, 2019
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National Prove Your D Isn’t Small

You have the right to ask someone to prove they don’t have a shrimp. They must not back down today..
Ally: I am so sad, I think Johnny has a small d. Maria: It’s okay, since today is “National Prove Your D Isn’t Small” you can ask him! Ally: Really??? Maria: Yes!
by Dontbackdown671 April 19, 2020
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national murder your small friends day

October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.
Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔
by thisisnotniamh October 21, 2020
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National Abby sends Michael nudes day

A day where it is mandatory for Michael to receive nudes or else he will die of hornyness.
Michael it is National Abby sends Michael nudes day so,I’m going to give you nudes today because I don’t want you to die
by Jdidkfjdshhdufjfjdjdd April 24, 2020
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