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The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.
Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........
by NMguy January 22, 2012
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So, when sentences get excepted onto a word dictionary site, people begin to take up space on the side bar that can be seen while looking at a word on Urban Dictionary. For that, I have created the largest word on this site. The word means that a word on this site is getting a little out of hand.
Did you see the new word on Urban Dictionary?
It was more of a possibly-the-longest-word-on-the-urban-dictionary-website-of-all-time.
by Dudephish Douglas June 11, 2011
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A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."
by PowellRanger August 17, 2006
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super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity

Mere mortals believe that the most flaming insult is "ur mom gay lol".

But these fools do not know the power of the S U P E R G A Y C H A R M.
When activated, the super gay charm makes the target gay times infinity.

Anyone who reads this - your mom now gay times infinity lol
Person 1: Hey ur hair looks bad and ur ugly

Person 2: lmao get ready for this

Person 1: What're u gonna do ugly fat man
Person 2: Super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity
Person 1: Literally dies of a coronary on the spot.
by Dirty sanchez 420 May 19, 2018
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feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.
Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me
by Robin February 6, 2005
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A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022
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