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Hand Babies

I caught the neighbor making hand babies.
by jsblagg April 28, 2012
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Bargain Bin Babies

Black, Asian or retarded children adopted by white parents in the attempt to look charitable but really because the relevant authorities have deemed them incompetent. Either that or because they are too cheap. abr. Bargain bins
What is up with Angelina Jolie? Getting all those bargain bin babies?
by bcp23 December 17, 2008
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Valentine's Day baby

Baby born in the month of November likely conceived from passionate sex on Valentine's Day.
Our daughter was born right around Thanksgiving. I am 100 percent sure that she is a Valentine's Day baby.
by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014
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big baby jesus

bestest rapper in the goddamned universe.
Bib baby jesus postulates, "if a pussy could talk, what would you ask it?"
by Big Baby Jesus April 28, 2005
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Dead Baby Jokes

any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!

Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
by The Dingo February 5, 2005
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Baby Bear's Porridge

A term used to describe something that is "Just Right."
After looking at many coats today, I found one that was Baby Bear's Porridge, so I bought it!
by Dilicious October 27, 2009
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baby soft skin

The absence of pubic hair in the genitals, achieved through various procedures: shaving, waxing, and any other hair removal processes.
Woman: I just got a Brazilian wax. Check out my baby soft skin!
Dude: Oh man, that feels so good!
by dr. skin January 3, 2009
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