Side Friend

A friend of someone that has other, closer friends that they would rather be with.

"*Sigh* I'm such a side friend..."
"What's a side friend?"
"Someone who you're friends with, but still have closer friends"
"Oh, like Jeremy!"

by SpookyScarySakura October 8, 2020

somewhat friend

A friend that is only useful when you have nothing better to do

I guess I will call my somewhat friend back today, since I have nothing better to do

by REALIST_E June 22, 2014

friends

Something you don't have...

You don't have any friends.

by anonymous August 22, 2023

Chaotic Friend group

There’s always one of these in any school.
There’s the loud one, the mom of the group, the one that’s always sleeping, the funny one and then the “wtf” one

That’s the chaotic friend group, you should avoid them

by Bisexual_froggy_<3 August 28, 2021

Bacon Friend

When you fuck up a sentence either while writing or speaking Spanish.

Fuck, you just pulled a bacon friend...

by Fuck,ImGoingtoHellForThis June 30, 2011

friend-zy

An acquaintance who wants to become your best friend overnight. Slightly obsessive, very crazy. Copies everything you do and tries to get in your 'crowd' when she/he (usually female) hardly knows anyone. Prone to scenes inc. crying & sulking, general crazy behaviour and desperate for affection. Longs to hear you say you 'love her' via major hinting such as "love you", "do you like me better than..." All this behaviour accumulates into a 'friend-zy'.

APPROACH WITH CAUTION!!!

"Holy shit, that Lauren sure is a friend-zy. She keeps texting me all night and sulking when I see my other friends. She won't leave me alone."

"I thought that bitch was normal, before she went all friend-zy on my ass!!"

"Back off loser, you're getting too friend-zy!!"

by SSLouise April 27, 2008

Friend B

A Girlfriend, who is not publicly being called a girlfriend

Mark and friend B went on a trip to Tampa.

by allaboutcheese June 5, 2024