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SMNI News

SMNI News is a TV Channel, that it has propaganda worse than Russia Today, Fox News and CCTV China.

It tends to have eerie and pedophilic views of the world and politics.
MTRCB: *Shuts Down SMNI News*
Me: This is the happiest day of my life, Rest in Piss SMNI News, You will never be missed
by MarioFan171 July 18, 2024
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Brand new

When you see someone that you're acquainted with, and they try to be abit 2 friendly and u ignore them; then they get hurt and they come around and act all brand new towards you.
" lmao I don't understand why he is trying to act brand new? He pretends he doesn't even know you're name like geez!" Haha
by Mnj85 July 4, 2021
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New Bridge

"New Bridge" is a place hidden in Manchester where all the emo/goth/scene kids go to do drugs and to get drunk.

It is also a place to shag one another as nearly every Saturday some slag fucks a different guy. When a person decides to go there they will defenatly contract some STD's
"Hey dude. Want to go "New bridge" this Saturday? "
"Nah bro. I can't cheat in my girlfriend"
by Jumbo combo November 16, 2016
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that's a new record

When someone does something crazy, something really quickly, or all of the above. Usually refers to personal "records."
Person 1: I checked my phone 69 times today.
Person 2: nice.
Person 3: Damn that's a new record.
by oysterbyprouduct March 9, 2024
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New Tech Culture

Bridging the gap between group work and learning as a family. Can include social events, family time, and freedom to work how you want
New Tech Culture-Damn, New Tech be swimming in that culture.
by rileytea37231 May 12, 2017
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New Kyoto smell

This smell can be described as rotting corpses mixed with curry powder. It absolutely reeks, a total of 43 sweatshop workers have died in the making of said hoodies, its recommended that once receiving the hoodie you clean it with the elephants foot and some alpha particle.
Bob: Bro whats that disgusting fucking smell man im about to pass out jesus christ.
James: nah man its the new kyoto smell bro.
by BDSBDL September 12, 2022
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New Snort

When something is a new call/news.
That video is a new snort.
by Ak47igmomm November 28, 2019
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