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Bailed and Whaled

When you leave the party to have sex with a horrendously large partner
Why’d you leave the party so early last night? Oh sorry I bailed and whaled
by Harpoon#1 July 5, 2018
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whale brigade

The whale brigade is something found in every high school. It is a group of overweight females that have banded together as one and become friends. Their leader is called "the beached whale". They parade around town trying to get into parties only to find they can't fit through the door. They think they're hot shit and try to hook up with males.
I tried to get into the gymnasium today but the whale brigade was cluster fucking it.
by BadLarry September 19, 2016
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Sleeping Whales

Multiple strands of semi floating vertical Faeces in the toilet water post poo
Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there
by poouaisle April 2, 2020
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Rollback Whale

Much like the humpback, Rollback whales are known for their large size and peculiar shape when compared to other mammalia. Their main habitat is Wal Mart, where roll back prices are abundant. Too large to move under their own power they rely on small electronically powered vehicles to move them about the store.
"Holy shit dude, so many Rollback Whales at Wal Mart today, this one had to be at least 400lbs"
by DistanceSkater December 31, 2011
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whale plunging

An aggressive form of fisting with a fat person
Got super drunk at the bar last night and took a beefalope home and did some serious whale plunging.
by Capt. Ahab! March 18, 2021
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Joe the whale

A whale that acts like a child.
Joe the whale is depressed.
Joe the whale likes to listen to Archer sing his "Whale" song.
Joe the whale got diagnosed with depression by a student reading Tarot Cards.
Joe the whale is sleepy and lazy.
Joe is a loving and sweet whale, once you get to know him you can see his true colours. He is a manipulative whale that steels keys and hairbrushes.
Joe lives in a dorm.
Joe eats oregano for fun!
by Joseph Whales November 16, 2022
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Cig Whale

He’s the Cig Whale of his set”
by EyeKnowEverything November 23, 2021
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