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Motherfucker's Day

The day after Mother's Day, dedicated to all motherfuckers everywhere.
I gave my next door neighbor flowers for Motherfucker's Day. I told him "you may not be a woman but you sure are a mother".
by Quaoar May 17, 2006
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Loudependence day

july 11th, the day louis tomlinson tweeted:

'Just wanted to let you know that Syco Music and i have agreed to part ways.'

this is now recognised as loudependence day when everyone should love and appreciate louis as he should be
user 1: have you seen louis' new tweet?
user 2: i did, we gotta call this Loudependence day now
user 1: yes!!! July 11th is Loudependence day
by lwt world domination July 11, 2020
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Bloodsport Day

Bloodsport Day is September 10th, a time to get drunk as fuck with friends and watch one of the greatest martial arts movies of all time Bloodsport!!!!
Why are you talking about Christmas already, I haven't even put up my Bloodsport Day decorations yet!!
by decadence_187 March 30, 2017
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dignity day

A self-designated holiday taken to restore the self respect that was kicked to the curb by an inhuman act so generously offered by an egotistical boss who treats everyone like shit.
Yeah, I had to take a dignity day yesterday because my boss was such an asshole! He humiliated me in front of everyone during my own presentation.
by downtown hoodie July 29, 2009
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Day one

A day one is someone who you know beyond time. Someone who is always in your life even when you're reincarnated they will find the way to find you back again. Ride with me and I will die for you. We always got eachother his/her back. Shorty here for the rescue
A Day one is someone who knows you for centuries
by Shorty is alive and kicking it October 29, 2022
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Chestburster Day

On April 23rd, all adults no matter what gender or how big their boobs are. Must be facehugged and pregnant with a chestburster.

This is a parody holiday that was inspired by Alien Day, an annual promotional event dedicated to the Alien franchise, held on April 26.
"Today is Chestburster Day!"
"Did you bring your alien egg for Chestburster Day?"
by Xenolover101 April 13, 2021
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NO ZERO DAYS

When you work every day as a salesperson and get a sale out every shift
“Damn Malaina is killing it today in sales”
“You’re right she’s the definition of NO ZERO DAYS”
by ItsSexyBeast October 1, 2021
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