Article 5

The big red button in the Polish PM's office, ready to be pressed at a moment's notice when a Russian soldier farts over the border

-Sir! A Russian soldier has accidentally pissed over the border!
-Very well, initiate article 5
-Are you sure sir? Once the genie is out of the bottle, we can't put him back in.
*Tanc a lelek starts playing*

by Radialsnow October 31, 2022

November 5

National Moan in class day the only day we’re you can moan in your moms dad teachers ear or out loud

Jim: hey Tim you know what day it is?
Tim: oh god please no it’s November 5!
Jim: MOANS

by Charmanderz November 3, 2020

5 and drive

A British saying when you’re at the pub :

‘Haven’t you drank too much to drive us all home?’

‘Nah mate, it’s 5 and drive - remember?’

‘Oh yeah! My mistake’

by fucktardtranslations June 5, 2020

5* stunna

A person who is gangsta beyond all imaginable belief. Usually rocks Gucci handkerchiefs and has Louis Vuitton carpets in the hallway. A playa, with unlimited amount of flair, style, cash and credit card rating. 5 million in 5 minutes is no problem.

Rick Ross, he a 5* stunna.

by RockTurboman September 15, 2015

8 to 5

In marching band, 8 to 5 (or 22.5 inches) is the standard step size used. 8 steps to 5 yards.

For the parade, we will all be marching 8 to 5 to help keep uniformity among the band.

by Crazy Band Geek April 12, 2009

february 5

National Lick A Pussy Day

person 1:hey what the hell are you doing

person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.

person 1: so ?

person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too

by hornyjaehyun October 16, 2019

5 piece

Half a gram of marijuana (0.5G) normally sold for $5. Also commonly referred to as a nickel sack.

"Yo nigga I got 5 bucks, lets grab a 5 piece."

by DarkCore May 25, 2009