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God, also known as sky daddy, is a term that people use to make racism, homophobia and so on valid.

As they say, praise sky daddy <33
Bible and God say it is wrong so I cannot support it.
by blu3zz February 5, 2021
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God is a person with many skills and qualities. Sweet, sexy, terrifying, stalker, creepy and hot are some the words one can use to describe God. Can come off as crazy, scary weirdo at first but in reality is just full of energy, optimism and sexual innuendos. Always there to help and wish you a nice day but also the first one to jump at the chance to roast someone. Not to mention the fact that one cannot have a normal conversation without it being turned to something sexual when God is around.
OML! God is such a polite stalker!
by God_is_I March 8, 2022
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This is the person that is not a he nor a she cause God is his own being. He is your father in heaven who cares for you and gives you free will but you can't take advantage of that. You have to decide on your own on what to do and when you need help then he's there.(he won't immediately help you right then and there, we'll he might, but he will.) Cause think, you only have about 70 years of living on this earth and want to drink and have fun or not even believe in God? But in heaven you will have eternity and have all that you want but still shouldn't take advantage of that:) just look at the sun, how is a ball of fire still burning out there for millions of years??
The world: hey lets get drunk and have a party that'll only last a few hours yeahh and disobey our parents.

God: I will allow you to do that, but when it comes to judgement day I will ask why you chose to do these things for a short amount of time.
by KyroPlayz March 19, 2018
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Some fake stupid ass nigga who thinks he can tell us that some gay ass nigga called Jesus is cool
God, the fuck is that nigga? Oh, that’s right, fucking gay
by Reeeeenenenejd February 20, 2019
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Sus/Imposter
God is sus because he's always sitting in security and watching everyone through cams(even when you're naked) .
God is the imposter, God is sus sitting on cams watching us jerk off.
by Cutiepie Amish November 16, 2020
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Believed by many to be the director, producer, and writer of the shit show that is Humanity
Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!

Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.
by steps15 July 4, 2017
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Big strong sexy bold (Thanos) can murder half the universe and repair it with flex tape
by Killerlead January 9, 2019
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