Squishy Tubes

Fenders that you use for protecting the side of the boat when docked or docking.

John is going to give Eric a tutorial on how to use his squishy tubes during a romantic night boat ride.

by Byefelicia11 June 8, 2018

Flame A Tube

People think it's about smoking weed, but actually, it's about setting off a pipe bomb in the boy's bathroom.

Person One: Hey man, wanna go flame a tube?
Person Two: No thanks, I don't smoke weed.
Person One: Nah man, it's just setting off a pipe bomb in the boy's bathroom.
Person Two: Oh ok, sure.

by NoLobotomies May 28, 2018

Tube Donkey

Term used to describe a mexican burrito so hot it will burn gowing down and coming out. It will make a man burn in his feminine spots and a woman scream in orgasm.

I had a tube donkey for lunch last week, it still hurts. That guy is a tube donkey, hurts my ass just to work with him.

That guy screwed me over like a tube donkey.

by Matt Hashman December 20, 2010

Butthole Tubing

Synonym for kissing. When lips touch during a kiss, the union creates an unbroken tube from one person's butthole, back though the mouth to the other butthole.

Hey baby, would you like to go to the drive in theater and do some butthole tubing?

by TheMooseKnuckle87 November 6, 2021

Tube Noob

Someone who can't ride on the train properly and keep on falling into other people.

on the tube
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob

by Ruberducky June 12, 2010

splooge tube

a penis that can spunk up to 3 feet.

i pounded that cunt with my big ass splooge tube

by penisdickholeshitsplooge November 24, 2016

Tube-Slapping

Using social media sights, i.e. facebook, to post annoying, crappy or sometimes funny music videos (mostly ‘80s) from youtube to friends which you are “Slapping”.

“That Debbie Gibson video made for good Tube-Slapping.”

by rookoor March 25, 2011