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When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play

An expression referring to a married couple having sex while their kid is at a friend's house, or at school, or a sleepover, etc.
Fish: Dude what happened?

Mike: I walked in on my parents having sex and my mom looked at me and said, "When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play."

lose the willy

A really fat person who believes they look slimmer in expensive designer clothing brands.
Hey Tubs, you better 'lose the willy' if you wanna wear Prada.
lose the willy by Disco Dave December 3, 2007

i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard 

If someone says this to you its clear that they very much disagree with what you say even if its a fact
Triangle: you're pointless
Circle: i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard

the south will rise again 

The term chanted by most hard core southern rednecks to show there pride in where they live
rednecks often have flashbacks from there forefathers who fought in the original war they then have a small seizure and chant "The south will rise again!" often in ball rooms the wall mart or even the gas station where they hang out
scientists believe this is a genetic condition called "fades past"
the injurys of this genetic condition have been severe sence the 1970s when pride rained over.
rednecks began lighting there selves on fire
however a scientist found that beer reduces side effects of the condition. but unleashed more side effects

increased pride.
increased Firework accidents
increased truck explosions

however has tempered down the chanting side effect.
Bill: hey dude you wana go to the wallmart?

hank:The South Will Rise Again!!!!!

Bill:do what?

hank:sorry dude i have this genetic condition called "fades past"

Bill:alrighty then ill pick up a 32 pack

hank:cool dude ill pick up a box of 12 gauge ammunition we can burn off while drinking!

Bill:were the smartest people in the world arent we hank?

hank:Damn straight. now get me those fireworks! i have a idea!

the south will rise again 

slogan touted by dumbass rednecks who name their car 'general lee' and for some god damn reason can wear shoes or a shirt but never both at the same time.

I love the south but anyone who thinks there's going to be a second confederacy is simply a moron and thats that.
Hank: "we're poor drunk and stupid, ain't we?"
Beufort: "that's ok. the south will rise again."
the south will rise again by felix i September 22, 2006

beat the willy 

To jack off real good big fella
beat the willy by psychosis098 December 14, 2016