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Rollback Whale

Much like the humpback, Rollback whales are known for their large size and peculiar shape when compared to other mammalia. Their main habitat is Wal Mart, where roll back prices are abundant. Too large to move under their own power they rely on small electronically powered vehicles to move them about the store.
"Holy shit dude, so many Rollback Whales at Wal Mart today, this one had to be at least 400lbs"
by DistanceSkater December 31, 2011
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Joe the whale

A whale that acts like a child.
Joe the whale is depressed.
Joe the whale likes to listen to Archer sing his "Whale" song.
Joe the whale got diagnosed with depression by a student reading Tarot Cards.
Joe the whale is sleepy and lazy.
Joe is a loving and sweet whale, once you get to know him you can see his true colours. He is a manipulative whale that steels keys and hairbrushes.
Joe lives in a dorm.
Joe eats oregano for fun!
by Joseph Whales November 16, 2022
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whale plunging

An aggressive form of fisting with a fat person
Got super drunk at the bar last night and took a beefalope home and did some serious whale plunging.
by Capt. Ahab! March 18, 2021
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Cig Whale

He’s the Cig Whale of his set”
by EyeKnowEverything November 23, 2021
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Sleeping Whales

Multiple strands of semi floating vertical Faeces in the toilet water post poo
Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there
by poouaisle April 2, 2020
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Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.
"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
by E-Squared February 11, 2013
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Bermuda Whale

Dammmmm your mum is a Bermuda WHale
by deamonloki November 7, 2016
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