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Lil Wanker

When your a teenager or Young adult and your babysitting your friends little brother, who is usually 13 or 14 in this case, and you come into his room and you catch him Wanking off to you. The babysitter is usually a Female when this occurs
Mother: How was my Little Angel?

Babysitter: I caught him being a Lil Wanker in his room jacking off to me
by Mr Hoe dim May 27, 2020
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Wanker tank

Noun.

A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.
Oh look, shazzy's mum is out on her wanker tank again
by 1025soulja October 11, 2021
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Dog Wankerer

Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.
Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.
by DietCokeMan June 24, 2021
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Kimono wanker

A person who comes to Japan on thier gap year to 'discover' themselves whilst saying YOLO every 2 minutes, walking around in a kimono, trying to 'immerse themselves in the culture', whilst failing completely, which only adds to their general twattery!
Look at that wanker, walking around in the kimono, he was always a good for nothing meff! Absolutely a kimono wanker!
by Boom1986 May 31, 2019
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Morning Wanker

Someone that is irritatingly cheerful at ungodly hours in the morning. Loves the morning so much that it seems they must "wank off" to being awake this early. Can sometimes be condescending about how much they got done while you were asleep.
John: "Hi there, Linda! I got up at 5 this morning to watch the sun rise! I'm so excited to start my day!"

Linda: "That's great you morning wanker."
by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011
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twatted wanker

Someone who is both a twat and a wanker
by Sarah July 9, 2004
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right wanker

An extremely opinionated, rabidly dogmatic, excessively partisan individual to the extreme right of the political spectrum.
Only an extreme Right Wanker would advocate privatizing Social Security.
by Butt Man April 15, 2015
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