the sneaky juan

1)Blindfolding and restraining your sexual partner then leaving the room indefinitely.

I wanted to play RDR2, but she wanted to get freaky. I had to give her the sneaky Juan.

by Dòn Kiebals April 12, 2019

sneaky Eskimo

Someone who is sleeping or unaware gets nutted on the face and ice thrown on them

My friend wouldn’t wake up so I gave him a sneaky Eskimo

by Japoncho July 11, 2023

Sneaky Reed

One who slips into butt sex unannounced

"whoa! slow down there sneaky reed"

by bovice the 4th April 4, 2009

sneaky shag

When someone sneaks away for a social gathering to engage in coitus

Person 1: Where's Alex?
Person 2: He went off for a sneaky shag with Karen.

by Where did I leave my tardis November 4, 2015

sneaky peep

When a man comes around the corner penis first, shaking his soft penis in his hand and says “are you ready daddies”.

I can’t believe Cody did the sneaky peep at his friends bat mitzvah!

by Sneaky Pete October 3, 2019

Sneaky butcher

A man who goes round the back with his meat

I had no idea Geoff was a sneaky butcher

by Knedliki May 15, 2016

Sneaky Gent

When you yearn to be in smash ultimate but are unable to wah

there once was a "sneaky gent" who yearned to be in smash ultimate but then learned he was unable to wah

by mikegent July 16, 2018