Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021
Get the Epic Snailmug. What I love.
by You Smell Eggdoggish November 17, 2020
Get the Snailmug. by WHATUKNOWABOUTROLLING May 26, 2021
Get the turbo snailmug. When a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.
Damn... look at those slab snails! So beautiful. I cant wait to get all up in that wet pussy. I gotta have it.
by Jeffrey svidahl December 25, 2023
Get the Slab snailmug. When you goto fist bump your friend then slide your hand underneath there fist bump and show the peace sign as if to make the shape of a snail
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Get the Snailmug. by Sexy-Rabbi July 20, 2019
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Get the The Littlest Snailmug.