Six-skin

When an erect penis resembles a well used roll of shag pile carpet

Katie: bastard... forgot to get the dog a chew when I was at the poundshop

Helen: Don't worry ill ring Barrie the dogs can have a chew on his six-skin then ill make love to the rest!

by stgreen432 February 18, 2021

skin wings

a vagina thats lips look like it could flutter away.

i sure liked the taste of her skin wings.

by z. brit September 1, 2008

Skin dookie

Noun. Penis

Look at the skin dookie on that guy!

No one has ever seen a pretty skin dookie.

by Lilmama2hwh January 7, 2017

skinning that mule

Beating the crap outta your fuckin meat

“Ayo!!! Reed got caught skinning that mule”
“Ayyy!! Richard quit skinning that mule”

by RedSpade17 May 5, 2022

Ass Skin

What happens when your ass is sun burnt and it begins to peel. The skin that peels is known as "ass skin".

"Marissa's ass is burnt so she is peeling her ass skin"

by Brad1832 November 2, 2013

The Skin Grab

When a sexual partner grabs a mans testicle pouch, stretches it onto a table or hard surface as to make the testicles more clearly visible. The partner would then take a knife or sharp object and apply it to the testicles, often resulting in the splitting of the affected testicle.

*note* Affected participant will often lose or have their reproductive abilities impaired. Severe blood loss is also a side affect to be mentioned.

Often Confused with: The Pinky Blinky

Friend 1: Dude I heard you were in the hospital last night! What happened?

Friend 2: Oh my god dude, I did The Skin Grab with her. I don't think I can have a child anymore but oh my god was it worth it.

by The Pinky Blinky Man May 22, 2020

skin trombone

An instrument that most men play daily, the skin trombone is slang for the penis.

I was up late last night playing the skin trombone.

by ChinchillaWarrior January 5, 2016