clydesdale fart

Fart stink so bad it would melt lipstick off of a pig. If you were holding a candle, and one of these went off next to you, you would end up looking like a Cherynobyl victim.

Her Clydesdale fart nearly made all my bread spoil.

by killa beana April 26, 2014

atomic fart

A fart with fallout. More than a wet fart. Usually unintended. Begins as gas, but finishes with value added.

His attempt to subtly, quietly relieve his gas pressure ended terribly in a loud atomic fart.

by MTSpacey December 9, 2008

spicy fart

The kind of fart that stings a little on the way out, so you know it's going to leave a stench.

I had a spicy fart earlier, it stuck up the whole room.

by Kathryn Vry January 9, 2017

gummy farts

Slang for what is often booming and extended flatulence precipitated by consuming fiber gummies.

It’s an obvious gummy farts production, an undeniable symphony composed by my nightly healthy habit of supplementing my fiber intake with enough fiber gummies to create all of this classical gas.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

fart stalker

A term for a person who compulsively seeks a specific person’s flatulence, usually someone whom they wish to own or control.

That guy is a convicted fart stalker, all of his exes have had to endure his disgusting and uncontrollable habit.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

bugle fart

When one expels gas with such force that a musical tone much like that of a bugle blast results.

Instead of waking his platoon with the traditions Reveille, Private First Class Rodriguez instead chose to bugle fart over the company broadcast system, an action that earned him a twenty mile hike in full gear.

by thejimparker November 18, 2016

no fart zone

An area that is specifically demarcated to prevent flatulent behavior in a small, closed area, usually backed up by an obscene fine to prevent it.

A no fart zone is set up to totally criminalize farting whereas in the past, passing gas was merely considered socially rude!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2020