Anal covid

When you keep farting (anal coughing) but can’t smell it

Kyle has anal covid and no one wants to sit next to him.

by _meow_mix_ September 23, 2021

covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.

Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.

by bilemonger May 29, 2020

Covid Toes

A human that is overly concerned with affects of covid to the point they’re regular life is no more.

She used to walk her dogs twice a day before she got “covid toes” now she just watches Fox News all day

by maccam December 9, 2021

Covid Line

A line that appears longer than it actually is due to Covid-19 social distancing practices

I thought that line was super long for chick-fil-a, but it was just a Covid line.

by Despofordummy March 17, 2021

Covid-25

A medical condition that means you have a micro-penis.

"I just got diagnosed with Covid-25, don't know why they had to stick something up my nose to figure that out."

by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020

covid fro

Hair style after not being cut for weeks because of COVID 19.

I was going to go to the store but my Covid Fro is out of control!

by dade7117 March 28, 2020

Covid Forest

A place where a large gathering of people who are unmasked (or masked) and are congregating during the pandemic unknowingly spreading Covid. Depending on which variant is around depends on the name - first it was the Covid Forest, then came the Delta Forest found more commonly in the Southeast. Omicron Forest common in Northeast spread grew quickly. Regardless of the variant, the Covid Forest grows when people unknowingly spread Covid among people either at indoor or outdoor venues.

We went to tailgate at the Patriot game. Masked and masked people were everywhere. Covid was surely being spread. I felt like I was in a Covid Forest!

The Van Gogh exhibit was so crowded, masked people were sitting everywhere, but we still felt like we were in an Omicron Forest.

by Ahoymellow January 29, 2022