eye seeds

-Placed in your eye socket when your born
- A specific eye seed can determine what
color eyes you have
• Eye seeds can also be grown as a eye seed tree but these plants take more than a
hundred years to grow and they are bestgrown in humid conditions such as Florida
- Broken eye seeds can cause bad sight,
Color blindness, Or any blindness in general
- It is incredibly important to note that all of this is true and not false.

Person 1: What color eye seeds did you kid
get?
Person 2: Oh I got brown, what about you?

by ur local non-binary February 27, 2023

Seed

A small thing that you can grow into a tree,bush and other types of plants. when they are full grown they make fresh air.

A seed grows and could give us fruits and vegetables

by tea tea0 September 3, 2020

seed-potato

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.

Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.

by QuacksO March 2, 2025

shot his seed

When a man ejaculates into his partner's *ahem* area... Basically a synonym of "to cum." cum semen

"He then shot his seed deep into his lover..."

by CreepyAssPerson April 14, 2016

reed in a seed

Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat

Invite from reed in a seed

by Professor not November 17, 2018

Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!

My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..

by Markymark29 June 23, 2022

Troll Seed

The first bait comment of a troll in a forum to provoke responses to their desperation for attention.

Examples of troll seeds: "Any person(s) are stupid." "Any person(s) are traitors." "Any person(s) are racist." "Any person(s) are sexist."

by KirklesWorth March 5, 2024