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Skin dicky

Noun. When one had a very hairy chest but is has a bald spot in the shape of an old school sweater dicky.

Verb. When a person wraps their legs around another person’s neck and farts on their chest.
Tina surprised me while I was sleeping with a ninja-like skin dicky.
by Squid and Sausage June 29, 2019
mugGet the Skin dickymug.

Flat skin

When you have no penis just flat skin and two raisin bollocks.
by Jon Belvoir April 18, 2018
mugGet the Flat skinmug.

shrimp skins

Shrimp skins are the crusty left overs on your dick after you have a good romp with the lady and not clean yourself and just let your river snake air dry.
Dude I got so crazy with Laura last night I passed out after and woke up with shrimp skins.
by Number15footlettuce June 29, 2018
mugGet the shrimp skinsmug.

squid skin

So I whipped out my squid skin right in front of her, naturally she couldn't help but to get down it.
by J Jacks0n January 26, 2011
mugGet the squid skinmug.

skin satellite

a satellite used by the US government to keep track of african americans
Person 1: How did they know he was in Utah?
Person 2: They used the skin satellite.
mugGet the skin satellitemug.

The Skin Grab

When a sexual partner grabs a mans testicle pouch, stretches it onto a table or hard surface as to make the testicles more clearly visible. The partner would then take a knife or sharp object and apply it to the testicles, often resulting in the splitting of the affected testicle.

*note* Affected participant will often lose or have their reproductive abilities impaired. Severe blood loss is also a side affect to be mentioned.

Often Confused with: The Pinky Blinky
Friend 1: Dude I heard you were in the hospital last night! What happened?

Friend 2: Oh my god dude, I did The Skin Grab with her. I don't think I can have a child anymore but oh my god was it worth it.
by The Pinky Blinky Man May 22, 2020
mugGet the The Skin Grabmug.

skin trombone

An instrument that most men play daily, the skin trombone is slang for the penis.
I was up late last night playing the skin trombone.
by ChinchillaWarrior January 5, 2016
mugGet the skin trombonemug.

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