Columbian Neck Tie 

A process of which a man slits the neck of a man / womens throat and pulls through the tongue of that person so that it hangs out of the neck like a 'tie'

"give him a Columbian Neck Tie NOW!!"

Columbian Neck Tie by Lucas'sGay June 12, 2016

Columbian Queef 

A guy fills a funnel with cocaine and inserts into a females vagina, she then queef the power into the face of the guy

Dan: I had a sick weekend man
Nathan: what you get upto?
Dan: Lewis’s mom gave me a Columbian Queef, I was wired out my tits man

Columbian Queef by ChunkySmurf July 7, 2018

Columbian white chocolate 

A less obvious term for cocaine.

Oi, Chapo, pass me some columbian white chocolate, will you?

Columbian white chocolate by CoffeeWith83ShotsOfEspresso January 20, 2022

Columbian Gas Pump 

The act of taping your partner's mouth to your ass hole while you simultaneously eat bushes baked beans and blow hot gas down her throat resulting in rectal prolapse. The ritual is completed by striking the prolapsed anus with full force resulting in a fog horn-like sound while also spewing black liquid from her vaginal region

It turns out that Gavin gave jacobs little sisters a Columbian gas pump last night.

Columbian Gas Pump by Big Papi420 July 9, 2022

Colombian Sleeper Hold 

When receiving oral sex, one crams their genitalia into the giver's throat until they either pass out or die from lack of oxygen.

Tom: Yo Eric guess what, I gave Kathy was given a Colombian sleeper hold last night.

Eric: Holy shit man thats wicked hot!

Colombian Sleeper Hold by Cocksmooch2131 July 17, 2012

Colombian kamikaze 

The act of bending over to snort drugs off any surface.

Last night Joe pulled a Colombian kamikaze on a eight ball of coke and nobody see him since.

Colombian kamikaze by Greg Just Greg December 29, 2015

Colombian inquisition 

A sexual act where the male has the female in bondage upside down so that her mouth is penis high with a rope tightly binding her lower jaw to her neck, he proceeds to ask her if she's going to vomit while forcing fellatio on her until she pukes all over his hairy beanbag.

The bitch done me wrong so she's getting the old Colombian inquisition tonight.

Colombian inquisition by Dump truck November 29, 2016