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half a blowjob

when your girl is giving you a blow job & her dad calls to say he's on his way before she's done.

In extreme cases, you may have to hide your erection to go meet her parents.

Warning: This may result in blue balls if you don't finish off yourself. Try to avoid repeated incidents.
guy 1: dude, did she swallow?

guy 2: nah, her dad called before I was finished. I only got half a blowjob
by hisbabygirl August 20, 2007
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Blowjob Machine

someone who always give the perfect blowjob
by got trophy head November 26, 2009
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blowjob

a great b day present for both people
sammantha: i enjoyed jhonnes blowjob
by katty hola June 1, 2006
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Super Blowjob

Dude...Drafting Class is a Super Blowjob
by Kaptn May 3, 2009
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mystery blowjob

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.
I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!
by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020
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British Blowjob

When you receive oral sex from somebody, but you can feel their teeth, making the experience slightly uncomfortable.
Brittany definitely needs braces, because she can only give out British blowjobs.
by ShinxUncle September 6, 2010
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Blowjob Handelbars

A hairstyle that can be used as hadelbars when getting a blowjob also called pigtails!
"i used those pigtails as hadelbars last night as she was given me a BJ she had gnarly Blowjob handelbars!"
by thatdudewhoknows March 26, 2010
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