Barrie is a predominantly white city about 40 minutes from Toronto. If you are rich, white and enjoy slutty girls that will suck your cock after just three snaps, then you have found the right place! just about every guy plays hockey and chooches over 50 nic and the girls are nothing special but are hella horny. the drug problem is terrific because unlike most low life drug sections of cities, everyone in Barrie is rich and can afford to feed their addictions.
person 1: Oh i live in barrie.
person 2: i could tell before you even told me.
person 1: what? how?
person 2: your white and wear tommy
person 2: i could tell before you even told me.
person 1: what? how?
person 2: your white and wear tommy
by josh ohal August 31, 2019
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by PoseidonMaker420 February 29, 2024
When your 69 ing but instead ur eating each other’s ass so ur 96 ing and ur also watching bee movie porn .
by Lozenger69 January 10, 2025
freestriker alt 1: wow that barry bottombringer guy is an asshole
freestriker alt 2: lets show him how we do it in new mexico
freestriker alt 2: lets show him how we do it in new mexico
by Phoniccers June 01, 2022
Barry Bottombringer is a Shafapper,
A misfit, A hooligan, A bollockslicker
He engages in Sexual acts with Beetles, and is a Furry Femboy
A misfit, A hooligan, A bollockslicker
He engages in Sexual acts with Beetles, and is a Furry Femboy
Shrek:
"Once upon a time, there was a lovely Barry Bottombringer, But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.
Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes
Shrek:
What a load of--
"Once upon a time, there was a lovely Barry Bottombringer, But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.
Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes
Shrek:
What a load of--
by MyNameIsNotMelli June 01, 2022