National Kiss Your brother day

National Kiss Your brother day is when you can legally kiss your brother. So kiss him. Make is good ladies you know you want to.

Its national kiss your brother day i can finally kiss you

by willard478 October 29, 2019

National Horny for Animal Day

One day out of the year, June 7th, bestiality is 100% legal. You may make love, kiss, and impregnate animals without a case.

National Horny for Animal Day is my favorite holiday!

by funny_stuff November 12, 2020

national risky text day

National risky text day is may 25th.

Send a risky text to someone special

"Today's national risky text day"

by bjasbsksisjdksizhxh May 25, 2021

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

On December 2nd ask your crush out and give it a shot

If they say no that’s tuff...

Oh shit I heard Johnny ask out Sarah on National Ask Your Crush Out Day

by Jim Donahey December 2, 2019

National Reply Slow To Your Girlfriend Day

October 28th is national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day.

Just don't reply fast.

She won't care

"Oh hey (name of someone) I can't reply fast today, it's October 28th."
"And?"
"It's national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day."

by Büttfüçkër October 28, 2020

national love your history teacher day

september 22nd, love your history teacher because he is such a hottie with a body. such a dilf he is, my favorite person ever

Suck: hey you know what day it is?
Deez: no idea
Nuts: its national love your history teacher day

by aubreyelle September 3, 2021

National Ass Pic Day May 3rd

on the monday of may 3rd it is national ass pic day and is deemed respectful to send an ass pic either of whoever you choose for the holiday or whoever ask for one

national ass pic day may 3rd

1: you know what day it is

2: hell yeah i do
1: here you go
2: damn you juicy asf

by peanut butter jelly me up May 1, 2022