airry bean bag

Old man balls with enough hair to knit a sweeter

Saw some dude taking poo in the woods and his plum sack and pubes were touching the floor " told my buddy that's one Airry bean bag"

by Airry o la May 20, 2017

Tea-Bag Together

When one person sucks the other’s balls while they suck on two actual tea-bags.

John: You know Marta? We tea-bagged together.
Tyler: You what?
John: Y’know, when you get your balls sucked while sucking on some tea-bags; that’s when you tea-bag together.

by Skulker May 24, 2018

Britta Bladder Bags

When you pour a box of wine into a camelback and your kidneys become britta filters when you pee it out. This phrase is often said in a Brooklyn accent.

"You brought the Franzia? Is it a Britta Bladder Bags night?!"

by Andrea H2Os December 17, 2011

eye-to-bag ratio

Eye-to-bag ratio, symbol ξ, is defined such that

ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty

where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and

k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:

beauty ∝ξ

Evidence suggests that when
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.

by hoz0r July 23, 2010

Dumb Hoe Bag

A person,typically female who doesn't care for one person so she sleeps with the whole town

Your girlfriend is a dumb Hoe bag

by Run nigga nigga May 29, 2016

Alabama Chili Bag

The act of striking someone with an excrement filled pillow case.

During a pillow fight, Hedgecock got Anderson with the ol' Alabama Chili Bag.

by Girthworm August 6, 2022

Pump my Bags

When someone needs altcoins on crypto twitter to go higher to make them money. Bags being the term for their heavy investments in magic internet money.

"@alisun0302 posts on twitter to @Double_Irish_D, Please PUMP MY BAGS! I need to make money."

by Bag Pumper March 30, 2022