dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

The New School

Founded in 1919 as The New School for Social Research and a refuge for iconoclastic thinkers and visionaries including Hannah Arendt and later James Baldwin, Lorraine Hansbury, John Cage and Bradley Cooper. Progressive thought leaders with impeccable style given Tom Ford too is an alumnus, intellectually adept, soulful observers of the human condition are embodied by many current students, faculty, and creative alumni, including Sufjan Stevens.

The New School is a refuge for critical thought and redemptive scholarship and art.

by Cats of NYC October 20, 2022

New Zealand

A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.

Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.

And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands

Guy1: Hey theres this place called New Zealand, wanna go there
Guy2: ya its cool

by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022

Joepy News

Another way of saying "old news", especially when it's something that happened a very long time ago. Most often said by a joepy.

David: "Did you hear? This new game is coming out soon!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"

by WagyuBandit55 January 25, 2024

New Jersey "Thank You"

Having sex with your sibling while you're pumping your own gas.

Jake: Hey dude why weren't you at the Miley Cyrus concert yesterday?

Ryan: Oh, sorry. I was giving my sister a New Jersey "Thank You".

by IncestWill June 18, 2017

new jersey lamppost

your by a lamppost,you unscrew the bulb and sick your dick in side and enjoy the electrical shock..........and live

man: hey man watch this (sticks dick in socket and lives)

friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost

by boba joe boba joe June 23, 2011

New Definition of Op Prison

The phrase was orginally said by the former TeamExtreme member ( a minecraft server was hosted at Canada ) , his ig now is ChrisJericho ( He likes CJ for real ) , in one of his Instagram post said " MineIcon is the NDoOP " . The phrase is also the tag he used in his advertisement about the MineIcon as well

The orginial sentences : MineIcon is New Definition of Op Prison

by IconicJuniorJay April 9, 2020