I just threw a French ziplock bag at this smelly pirate hooker when I was crossing the street it was so funny she was covered in shit
by Chocolate watermelon rain June 5, 2014
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Get the Alabama Trash Bag mug.When an individual is uglier than "Paper Bag Material". The major difference is that one can still breathe with a paper bag over their head - a plastic bag means the person is too ugly to live.
by ItsMeBaby May 26, 2015
Get the Plastic Bag Material mug.When a man falls through the ice in Alaska into the frigid water. So in an effort to warm him, you strip off his clothes, you place his freezing body in a sleeping bag. Then strip off your own clothes, climb into the sleeping bag, and proceed to fuck him up the ass until he has regained warmth.
Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.
by Sasquatch Jr. September 14, 2022
Get the Alaskan Sleeping Bag mug.European Man Bag is a bag roughly proportioned to the size of A5 scrapbook. Typically worn across the chest, off a single shoulder. The bag is design for the todays, modern ethnic man, operating outside of the drug trade and hence negating the requirement for the hallmark bumbag/fanny-pack, instead leaving the world to guess as to their dubious sexual proclivity.
by roflcopter14 January 1, 2014
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