Cunt Farm Aid

An otherwise all-female party or event at which either Willie Nelson or John Cougar Mellencamp is the only man in attendance.

Willie Nelson must have had fun at Cunt Farm Aid last night. He was surrounded by so many lovely ladies.

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm

by The Fourth Man in the Tub February 20, 2011

Bitch Cunt Twatwaffle

I Love You, for men to say to other men without being all gay

Hey man, Bitch Cunt Twatwaffle

by socrates786 May 13, 2009

Regurgitated Cunt Muscle

Either a pantie thief or a person who thinks they are all knowing. Even when Proved Wrong. Also could be an unexpected/unannounced visitor Or children who frequently shit their pants.

I cannot believe that regurgitated Cunt Muscle Knocked on my door without warning, Stole my undies, and shat his pants! What a fucking queef!

by Jonny Obese October 18, 2009

Poke-A-Cunt-Us

A condition posessed by many adult, male, heterosexuals, causing them to poke as many cunts as they possibly can.

GROUP OF FOXY CHICKS AT THE BEACH ...

FELICITY SHAGWELL: Watch out! There's Fat Bastard. He has a bad case of Poke-A-Cunt-Us. You certainly don't want that fat, heavy, sweaty, stinky, slimy body on top of you!

ALOTTA FAGINA: Oh, gross!

by Peter Eaton, Urologist July 22, 2006

Strawberry short cunt

A delicious vagina. Opposed to a sweaty rotten tuna tasting vagina.

OHHHHHH! Sally thats some delicious strawberry short cunt!

by beef69 October 22, 2008

snaggletooth cunt monster

A person, usually a woman, who is so enraged by their nasty ass protruding teeth and receding hairline that they react in outbursts of cunt-like rage.

Hey man that Mrs. Krysa is a total snaggletooth cunt monster! She freaked on me today.

by Darren111 March 26, 2008

Whats Her Cunt

A term used when someone cant recall a certain females name.

Is David bangin whats her cunt?

by CockDiesal August 13, 2009