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Life Blowz

Life Blowz is a comedic webcomic drawn by Bobby Maher. It's about a character named Steve who likes to skateboard. He is also known for having some trouble with women. He has a best friend named Colin, who he usually goes to for advice. If you’ve ever been the social outcast, plagued by relationship troubles, and hexed with bad luck, you need to go see this comic.
Tim: Yo man, have you ever read THE WORLD'S MOST INCREDIBLE WEBCOMIC?

Joe: Oh you mean Life Blowz? Of coarse I have!
by callyabo July 30, 2010
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Goddamn Life

When your life sucks so much you give it a pessimistic name
mark: i hate my goddamn life
akari: hi
mark: ooh
they fuck for 0100103290293094090e+.2232/323212=282902312338923333+33673626 hours
leo: wtf mark
mark: akari lets do anal again
by sir moron da great December 7, 2022
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Life

A very dangerous and contagious disease transmitted by sexual activity. The symptoms are pain, suffering and existential crisis. The disease is treated in a process called "death". The process can be performed with the help of doctors but the process can also be performed independently. Also the disease can disappear on its own after a few years (depending on what type of spicies the transmitters were).
O no! My son has life! Quick, take him to the hospital!!
by Dulidudu July 16, 2022
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LSC: Real Life

LSC: Real Life is a game that was released in 2015 and is very popular in LSC. The game is centered around LSC and the protagonist (You) fighting creatures and teachers. It is fun to play even though you will certainly get triggered over fighting dumb bosses.
A sequel to the game was released in late 2021 and is called LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao. It is about the mysterious creature Wang Lao and the incoming virus known as WangLao-21. This game is possibly a reference the COVID-19 pandemic.
Dude 1: Yo! You been playing LSC: Real Life 2?
Dude 2: No it sucks
Dude 1: You suck
by skeps_fuckery November 3, 2021
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life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep
dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it
by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018
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destined for this life

That this life is given to us for only a time to show the world that either we are willing to evolve and adapt for survival and live, or stay stuck in the past and die, or become extinct.
I was destined for this life and it is my destiny to sink or swim, to evolve and thrive in life or be afraid to change and die.
by GodlessQ June 20, 2023
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One Life

One Life - The Funniest Game Made By A Hummus Addict.
Have You Played One Life?

It's funny!
by JoeBama12 December 12, 2020
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