man-conscious

it’s when a man feels less than a woman because he was rejected or insulted by a female.

when a female rejects a man and he goes ted bundy on her.

dude: will you go out with me or something
girl: ugh i’m okay
dude: *gets all weird and starts planning her death or something dramatic*
girl: jesus stop being so man-conscious

same goes for insults.

by Bandtrashex August 4, 2020

prayers man

Bunch of bullers

Alfie is a prayers man he is gay

by Mr.PumPum October 23, 2018

Validation Man

A male super hero with intellect that far exceeds his peers. Mostly JT

Validation Man always wins at fantasy football when playing little John. Little John thinks Validation Man is secretly Ryan Reynolds but as always.. he is wrong.

by Dbag4-7 November 24, 2021

man tan

A farmer's tan, or a trucker's tan.

I got a man tan on my arms from playing golf at noon in August.

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

Samurai Man

1. one who attempts to place honor in his everyday life.
2. one who if is not asian to begin with seems to find fancy in dressing that way.
3. a wasian who finds himself doing honorable things.

Folloe honor, be a part of a samurai man's master plan.

by pyrosam14 July 15, 2004

tree man

a man who is part tree and does not sleep. in fact, the word sleep seems like a foreign language to them. The only thing they know of is how to eat fungus and tree bark. The word "Tree man" can be used to describe people who forget to wish friends on their birthday and like to be emo.

person 1: " bakri didn't wish me on my birthday, do you think they forgot or it was intentional?"
person 2: " nah bakri just doesn't do birthdays because they're a tree man."
person 1: " oh really? damn."

by short sia October 12, 2021

Broccoli Man

Kingpin of heroin in the Chicagoland area, self proclaimed bitch stealer.

I creamed when I saw Broccoli mans stem.

by Tomato Tom October 16, 2020