The new marijuana

Children

Let's make a 1000000 story building this generation so we can say the new marijuana is growing well?

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.

I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.

by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏

While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.

Gran the I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏 mug

by Empoli December 18, 2023

Ocean Township, New Jersey

A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.

“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”

by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022

Old News Feed

When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.

Don: Did you hear about Franks mom?

Paul: Man, that's Old News Feed, she's always been hot.

by mysocialsecuritynumber50528557 January 25, 2012

news nod

The small nod of the head by a remote location news reporter just before the speaker begins.

The new reporter, Tim Andrews, gave three news nods before launching in to his report on the storm damage.

by johnesthetist May 1, 2011

william new middle school

the students are called new middle fingers...? very weird nickname. they're only called this bc the paca rats had to find out a nickname to call the rest of their class. surprisingly theres a good percent of ghetto kids in this school, but for the most part they're all good kids. there is so much drama in this school, even though they're 12-13, they take it very seriously and act like its life threatening or life changing situations. there is some pretty good athletes that come from here.

kid; what school do you go to?
kid 2; i go to william paca wbu?
kid; ew u paca rat. anyway, i go to william new middle school
kid 2; you shouldn't be talking, you're a new middle finger. loser

by jerraldthejanitor February 4, 2022