New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used jokingly in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye vs. New Kanye". New Doofy always has money, class, impeccable style and is well-liked.

New Doofy narrates Morgan Freeman's life.

by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022

New Word

a Whole new word

i got a new word today

by anonymous November 3, 2020

New Jersey Hot Plate

the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece

also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.

"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"

by nj lover July 2, 2023

teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020

Dancing with the Queen of New Pitsligo

Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what she’s managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .

Jesus that girl was virtually brain dead .
It’s like dancing with the queen of new Pitsligo

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

New Order

The New Order is a Satanic group which was founded around 2009.

The New Order has grown to include many members.

by ScienceBurt January 30, 2020