Dick Fart

1) A small amount of air leaving the urethra, more commonly known as a quaof.

2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.

1)I went to go urinate the other day and it ended up only being a dick fart.
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”

by Badfarmer December 18, 2020

Alien Fart

A Fart That Can Be Poison To People.

It could cause sickness or death.

1. Robin the Alien fart Are toxic.
2. Thomas Did not gonna get Up. But Alf farted on him
3. Visitors Farted on A Guy.
4. How ALF Farted?
5. Alien Fart Can Be Toxic.

by MayDayMeh June 12, 2018

Wet fart

Boring, Dead person, who has no banter

Jastina is a wet fart

by AnonDeci July 17, 2018

Fart Nugget

A offensive term towards British people meaning they are lesser then Irish and stupid

A Irish man asks someone “where are you from” they respond “England” the Irish says “oh your a Fart Nugget”

by Joker Agent of Chaos March 2, 2022

Sparking fart

Have you ever farted so hard that sparks came out of your butt? Me neither, never mind I just had one!

Person 1: I just had a sparking fart

by Farting definitions July 5, 2021

FART FUNGUS

Fart Fungus is when u fart and spread a fungus on mc dunolds nuggies

U are a Fart Fungus

by FART FUNGY January 4, 2022

Fart

A small burst of gas occurring from the butt, made of the fumes emitted by fecal matter. If one is quiet, it is very smelly. If it's loud, it doesn't smell too bad.

Person 1: you farted
Person 2: no u

by Phazerrr February 27, 2022