Chronic Tron Syndrome

Chronic Tron Syndrome (kron-ik ch-ron sin-drome)
(n) - a chronic sickness that causes a person to constantly come in last place.

"Man, Bobby always comes in last! His parents should take him to the doctor and see if he has chronic tron syndrome."

by ilovechappaqua January 26, 2010

fappal tunnel syndrome

From FAP + carPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME.

Getting a strained wrist from working a computer mouse with one hand (e.g., to download porn), and jacking self off with the other. It's generally the lower of the two wrists that develops the syndrome first.

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"Jed says his right (left) wrist hurts."

"Probably poor ergonomic design at his workstation. He's wanked himself into a case of Fappal Tunnel Syndrome. Someone get a crowbar and pry him off that computer. Sheesh!"

by al-in-chgo March 20, 2011

Marie Antoinette Syndrom

Sudden whitening of the hair, usually caused by extreme sorrow and fear.

The phenomena is extremely rare and is very unlikely to ever occur to someone.
The name hail from Queen Marie Antoinette of France, where her hair turned white the night before she was to be executed.

After losing her entire family, and on top of that receive news of the death of her lover, she fell into such deep sorrow that she fell victim for the Marie Antoinette Syndrom - her hair turned white.

by ShiiV November 10, 2014

Guru Fetish Syndrome

When one develops a sense of love, affection and infatuation for their teacher, guru and/or shaman. Although rare, it does happen and hopefully the sufferer will get over it in due haste.

Miranda: I just had this incredible retreat, but I can't quite get over my shaman, it's like I'm love-struck or something. It's getting annoying now, it's been, weeks and it's not going away!

Melissa: Oh that's just Guru Fetish Syndrome, don't worry you'll get over it.

by Lavinaura December 29, 2018

angry cracker syndrome

Well anrgy cracker syndrome is when an angry cracker (white person) has way to much shit, way to big home (that's why black people come steal it), way to hot wife's (black people steal that to because crackers have small dicks girls like summer sausages not lil Oscar myer wieners an thats how you get an angry cracker).

When I went to the shrink they said I had angry cracker syndrome.

by Cracker1&Cracker2 January 1, 2017

ship jumper syndrome

a person that leaves his bf/gf/so/partner for a new one, and then leaves that person for a new one. and leaves that person for a new one, etc.

Allen has ship jumper syndrome, he left Jessica for Jane and left Jane for Valerie. He's like a rat jumping off a ship he thinks is sinking.

by xanaxnation October 15, 2010

Taylor Swift Syndrome

As everyone knows, after Joe Jonas or whatever JoBro broke up with Taylor Swift, she went crazy. TSS or Taylor Swift Syndrome is a syndrome in which girls can get after being recently dumped by their boyfriends. Symptoms include:
Wanting revenge
Being clingy
Talking non-stop about your x on a tv show.
WANTING to talk non-stop about your x on a tv show.
Role playing you and your x with barbie dolls.

Gaby: I am so going to kill Evan for dumping me!
Haley: Why? He just broke up with you, you can't help that he doesn't like you...
Gaby: OH YEAH?! WELL I BOUGHT A SPOT ON OPRAH SO I COULD TALK ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE HE IS AND THEN SABOTAGE HIS LIFE!
Haley: Are you sure you don't have TSS?
Gaby? What the fuck is TSS?
Haley: Taylor Swift Syndrome you dork!

by Saphirra1209 March 19, 2009