Carolina Cunt Burner

This is the ultimate revenge during break up sex. First off you need a girl, it works much better if you hate/wish to cause pain to this girl, aka ex girlfriend. After arranging break up sex you leave the room and apply the condom, after that you rub on Icy hot, Bengay, Texas pete ext…. to the condom, but make sure to keep it away from your unit because this is meant to cause only the female pain. You walk back into the room nonchalantly and begin to take place in sexual activity. Upon insertion she will feel a bit of a tingling sensation, but that will soon turn to excruciating pain. You should be extremely satisfied.

Dude you remember that bitch that broke up with me? well she thought it would be cool to have some break up sex, i hit her with a Carolina Cunt Burner that was so bad. that hoe is still bleeding

by Bakersville Dill November 13, 2009

Scuff Ya Cunt

A torn-up, bloodied, diseased, festering, stench bearing injury caused by scuffing one's vaginal region into what becomes a busted, pus oozing, STD-transmitting cesspool of a Bucket Cunt.

Primarily used to describe one with:
-Freckled skin
-Pasty dull complexion
-Red-haired, Red Knob, Carrot-Top, Ginger Minger,
-Flaming-Flange, Hot-Box
-Trendsbian.

These people are often renowned for their loose meat sandwiches and vaginal blood farting.

Commonly know as Essie-Jay

"Go scuff ya cunt. You silly tunnel cunted mole!!"

by 10" poles please steer clear October 30, 2004

inflamed cunt booger

after sex when your vagina is so wore out and feels like its ON FIRE, you produce a green like substance that oozes out of your vagina hole. then hardening in to a booger like substance

OMG YoU FUCKED ME SO HARD IT GAVE ME INFLAMED CUNT BOOGERS!

by Ashleighh&Samanthaaa[: September 29, 2011

fleshy cunt melon

something you call your girlfriend/wife if she is being a typical woman..ie, complaining, bitching, nagging and just all round pain in the ass.

woman: i just had my period.

man: stop being a fleshy cunt melon

by neodevon555 February 20, 2011

slit-arse cunt

A term which originated in Nova Scotia meaning beyond evil ... a supreme cunt, see Ann Coulter

That ugly, slit-arse cunt is so vile she couldn't give a dog a bone!

by Tone 18 March 19, 2007

Falcon Cunt Punch

The Act of Falcon Punching a girl in the Vagina.

Bitch shut up, before I Falcon Cunt Punch you!

by ASSPECKA December 8, 2011

Illiterate Cunt Muffin

Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.

Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?

Jon: No, tell me!

Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"

Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!

Jim: No!

Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!

by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014